NEBRASKA with its capital LINCOLN limerick verse

This limerick poem about NEBRASKA with its capital LINCOLN is part of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

NEBRASKA Neanderthal man
Was caught with his head in a can.
The folk they were thinkin'
He's wanted in LINCOLN,
So along came the cops with a van!

Masses of other poems can be found with other state verse in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.