NEW YORK and its capital ALBANY

This limerick poem on NEW YORK and its capital ALBANY comes from a collection of the 50 states of US.

A newborn babe in NEW YORK
Arrived in the beak of a stork.
An ALBANY cook
Just gave it a look
Gasping, "No! I asked you for pork!"

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NEW MEXICO and its capital SANTA FE limerick verse

This limerick about NEW MEXICO and its capital SANTA FE is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

NEW MEXICO men who were missing
Their girlfriend's loving and kissing,
When in SANTA FE
They blew all their pay
And so all their ladies were hissing!

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NEW HAMPSHIRE and its capital CONCORD limerick

Featuring NEW HAMPSHIRE and its capital CONCORD this limerick poem is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

NEW HAMPSHIRE young ladies of leisure
Were seeking a new kind of pleasure.
With what they could afford
They went to CONCORD
Where happiness thrives in great measure"

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NEVADA and its capital CARSON CITY limerick

NEVADA and its capital CARSON CITY feature in this limerick poem. It is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

A NEVADA old man with knock knees
Decided to travel in ease.
He tried CARSON CITY,
But that was a pity,
For that's where he lost his car keys!


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NEBRASKA with its capital LINCOLN limerick verse

This limerick poem about NEBRASKA with its capital LINCOLN is part of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

NEBRASKA Neanderthal man
Was caught with his head in a can.
The folk they were thinkin'
He's wanted in LINCOLN,
So along came the cops with a van!

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MONTANA with its capital HELENA limerick

This limerick featuring MONTANA with its capital HELENA is one of a set of the 50 states of USA.

MONTANA's old maker of wigs
Once gathered a big bunch of figs.
He took them to HELENA
For his girl Eleanor
Who danced half-a-dozen quick jigs!

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MISSOURI and its capital JEFFERSON CITY limerick verse

This limerick poem helps you to remember MISSOURI and its capital JEFFERSON CITY and is just one of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

MISSOURI meandering men
Were told, "be home before ten."
At JEFFERSON CITY
The girls were so pretty
They all stayed for ever amen!

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MASSACHUSETTS and its capital BOSTON verse

MASSACHUSETTS and its capital BOSTON is made memorable in this limerick poem. It is one of a collection of the 50 states of US. Read more state verse and lots of other verse in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

MASSACHUSETTS map makers, ho ho,
Decided their talents to show;
But when they got lost on
The way back from BOSTON
They chose quite the wrong way to go!

MINNESOTA and its capital ST. PAUL limerick verse

This limerick poem featuring MINNESOTA and its capital ST. PAUL is one of a set of the 50 states of US. Locate other American state's verse and droves of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

MINNESOTA's young preacher was bold,
Just like a great preacher of old.
When he got the call
He went to ST. PAUL
And there all his banners unrolled!

MICHIGAN with its capital LANSING in verse

This limerick poem about MICHIGAN with its capital LANSING makes one of a set of the 50 states of USA. Read all about other state's verse and masses of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

A MICHIGAN man who was merry
Had a nose that glowed like a cherry.
The people at LANSING
Were casually glancing
As up to his lips went the sherry!

MISSISSIPPI and its capital JACKSON verse limerick

This limerick poem helps you memorize MISSISSIPPI and its capital JACKSON. It is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

MISSISSIPPI bridesmaids of some note
Departed aboard a large boat.
When they got to JACKSON
They all turned their backs on
The captain who'd trod on their coat!

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MARYLAND with its capital ANNAPOLIS verse

A limerick verse featuring MARYLAND with its capital ANNAPOLIS is part of a group of the 50 states of America. Find other state verse and lots of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

A MARYLAND Mary with land
Decided to grow something grand.
She knew in ANNAPOLIS
Ann knows what an apple is,
So everything went as she planned!

MAINE and its capital AUGUSTA

This limerick verse featuring MAINE and its capital AUGUSTA is part of a set of the 50 states of USA. Spot other state verse and hundreds of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

In August a lady in MAINE
Had sheltered beneath heavy rain.
Then out came the sun
And AUGUSTA was fun
Before she took off in her plane!

LOUISIANA and its capital BATON ROUGE

This limerick poem to aid memorizing the state of LOUISIANA and its capital BATON ROUGE is part of a collection of the 50 states of US. Learn other state verse and droves of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

LOUISIANA strong men who had fed
All gathered together and said,
"BATON ROUGE is our home
But wherever we roam
We're likely to paint the town red!"

KENTUCKY with its capital city of FRANKFORT in memorable verse

This limerick poem connecting KENTUCKY with its capital city of FRANKFORT is one of a set of the 50 states of USA in verse. Locate other state verse and masses of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

A gentleman out in KENTUCKY
Was praised for his being so plucky.
He said, "Many thanks
For FRANKFORT still ranks,
I reckon that I've just been lucky!"

KANSAS and its capital TOPEKA

This limerick featuring KANSAS and its capital TOPEKA is one of a body of the 50 states of USA poems. Other state verse and masses of other poems can be found in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

A KANSAS canary for fun
Decided a road race to run.
His lady, Rebecca,
He decided TOPEKA
So she flew away to the sun!

IOWA and its capital DES MOINES

This limerick verse about IOWA and its capital DES MOINES is one of a set of the 50 states of USA. Find more state verse and hundreds of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

An IOWA man with a hat
Was careful as to where he sat.
One day in DES MOINES,
When counting his coins,
It ended up horribly flat!

INDIANA and its capital INDIANAPOLIS limerick verse

This limerick poem linking INDIANA and its capital INDIANAPOLIS is one of a helpful collection of the 50 states of the US. Masses of other poems here 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

An INDIANA man, Mr. Jones,
Collected a heap of old bones
INDIANAPOLIS was near
So, having no fear,
He carried them off with great groans!

ILLINOIS and its capital SPRINGFIELD limerick verse

This limerick verse featuring ILLINOIS and its capital SPRINGFIELD is one of a group of 50 states of USA limericks. More state's verse and other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

ILLINOIS' youngest men, who would reap,
Created a massive great heap.
It was a good yield
That year in SPRINGFIELD
And everyone ended knee deep!

IDAHO and its capital BOISE in verse

This limerick poem about remembering IDAHO and its capital BOISE is part of a collection of the 50 states of America. Locate other state poems and read other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

An IDAHO band who were cool
Were asked if they'd play at a school;
But when out in BOISE
They all became noisy
And ended up breaking the rule!

HAWAII and its capital HONOLULU Limerick poem

This limerick poem memorizes HAWAII and its capital HONOLULU is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA. Find other helpful state verse and masses of other useful poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

HAWAII's young ladies in spring
Were longing to dance and to sing.
They put on a tutu
And in HONOLULU
They danced all around in a ring!

GEORGIA and its capital ATLANTA in verse

This limerick verse about GEORGIA and its capital ATLANTA is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA. Find more state verse and lots of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

A GEORGIA man with no name
Had stood on a rock to proclaim.
"ATLANTA," he said,
"Is where I was bred,
Atlantis is just not the same!"

Limerick to remember FLORIDA and capital TALLAHASSEE

This limerick poem to remember FLORIDA and its capital TALLAHASSEE is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA. Find other state verse and masses of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

A FLORIDA tourist, with flute,
His instrument gave a loud toot,
But in TALLAHASSEE,
When thought much too classy,
He fingered his tunes with his foot!

DELAWARE and its capital DOVER

DELAWARE and its capital DOVER feature in this limerick poem. It is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA. Read more state verse and masses of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

A DELAWARE man well aware
He never had change for the fare
When going to DOVER
He tripped and fell over
But laughed because he didn't care!

CONNECTICUT and its capital HARTFORD verse

This limerick poem deals with CONNECTICUT and its capital HARTFORD and is part of a collection of the 50 states of USA. Find other state verse and masses of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

A CONNECTICUT connection was cut
And all the electric went phut!
A HARTFORD professor,
A practiced assessor,
Announced all the schools must now shut!