NEW YORK and its capital ALBANY

This limerick poem on NEW YORK and its capital ALBANY comes from a collection of the 50 states of US.

A newborn babe in NEW YORK
Arrived in the beak of a stork.
An ALBANY cook
Just gave it a look
Gasping, "No! I asked you for pork!"

Lots more state verse and other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

NEW MEXICO and its capital SANTA FE limerick verse

This limerick about NEW MEXICO and its capital SANTA FE is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

NEW MEXICO men who were missing
Their girlfriend's loving and kissing,
When in SANTA FE
They blew all their pay
And so all their ladies were hissing!

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NEW HAMPSHIRE and its capital CONCORD limerick

Featuring NEW HAMPSHIRE and its capital CONCORD this limerick poem is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

NEW HAMPSHIRE young ladies of leisure
Were seeking a new kind of pleasure.
With what they could afford
They went to CONCORD
Where happiness thrives in great measure"

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NEVADA and its capital CARSON CITY limerick

NEVADA and its capital CARSON CITY feature in this limerick poem. It is one of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

A NEVADA old man with knock knees
Decided to travel in ease.
He tried CARSON CITY,
But that was a pity,
For that's where he lost his car keys!


Many more state verse and lots of other poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.

NEBRASKA with its capital LINCOLN limerick verse

This limerick poem about NEBRASKA with its capital LINCOLN is part of a collection of the 50 states of USA.

NEBRASKA Neanderthal man
Was caught with his head in a can.
The folk they were thinkin'
He's wanted in LINCOLN,
So along came the cops with a van!

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MONTANA with its capital HELENA limerick

This limerick featuring MONTANA with its capital HELENA is one of a set of the 50 states of USA.

MONTANA's old maker of wigs
Once gathered a big bunch of figs.
He took them to HELENA
For his girl Eleanor
Who danced half-a-dozen quick jigs!

Find lots of other state verse and poems in 700 Limericks & How to Write Them by William Clark here.